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小話:奇跡のスプレー
えーと。英語っす。どなたか奇特な方、訳してやってください(笑)
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid |-------------|
| (*) hitting |
| ( ) hiting |
| ( ) hitted |
| ( ) to hit |
|-------------| the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The
driver, being a sensitive man |----------------|
| ( ) not |
| ( ) but |
| (*) as well as |
| ( ) even |
|----------------| an animal lover, pulled
over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the
rabbit.
The rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman
|--------------|
| ( ) drove |
| ( ) drives |
| (*) driving |
| ( ) to drive |
|--------------| down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the
road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was
wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally |------------|
| ( ) hited |
| ( ) hitted |
| (*) hit |
| ( ) hits |
|------------| this
rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked
over to the dead rabbit and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
rabbit. Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at
the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped,
turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned,
waved and hopped another 50 yards.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in
the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in
your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the
can around |----------------|
| ( ) to |
| (*) so that |
| ( ) as well as |
| ( ) for ever |
|----------------| the man could read the label. It said: "Hair
spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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