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A MAN JUST MOVED INTO A REMOTE VILLAGE WHERE THERE SEEMS NO WOMAN LIVING.
ONE DAY HE SAW A CAMEL AT THE END OF THE VILLAGE AND ASKED WHAT IT WAS FOR...
"OH, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WOMAN HERE, YOU SEE, SO WE USE IT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT IN TURN..."
THE OWNER ANSWERED.
HE WAITED TILL HIS TURN COMES.
WHEN HIS TURN COMES, HE APPROACHED THE CAMEL FROM BEHIND AND THEN...
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??" THE OWNER SHOUTED.
THE MAN WAS JUST HAVING AN INTERCORSE WITH THE CAMEL.
"YOU TOLD ME THAT WE USE IT IN TURN, DIDN'T YOU!!??"
"OH,NO, THAT MEANT THAT WE USE IT FOR GOING DOWN TO THE NEXT VILLAGE TO HAVE A WOMAN......"
".................."
ANOTHER ONE.
A BOY SAW A CLASSMATE SHOWING OFF HIS NEW WATCH.
"HOW DID YOU GET THAT!?
"EASY, ONE NIGHT, I HEARD A NOISE IN MY PARENTS' BEDROOM, I THOUGHT THERE'S SOMETHING TERRIBLE
GOING ON SO I RUSHED IN TO FIND MY PARENTS HAVING A SEX. AND MY PARENTS WERE SO EMBARRASSED
THAT DAD BOUGHT ME THIS WATCH AND SAID THAT I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE THAT THEY WERE HAVING A
SEX...YOU SHOULD TRY THAT! IT'S SO EASY! AND YOU CAN GET A NEW WATCH!"
SO THE BOY WAITED ONE NIGHT TILL HE CAN HEAR HIS PARENTS HAVING A SEX...
HE DUSHED INTO THIER BEDROOM.
"MUM! DAD! I WANNA WATCH!!!"
"OK, SON, SIT THERE BUT STAY STILL"
00/04/25.09:24 かわさき <kawa@yumei.com>
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